右邊鎖骨骨折

寶姨姨來了夏威夷, 這個晚上有空去姨媽家晚飯, 你跟表妺興高采烈跑來跑去, 正開飯之際, 你突然廚房跌倒!  大家都知道你是堅強表哥, 就算跌倒流血, 純粹皮外傷都不流淚還會笑的你在大哭, 爸爸聽到他們叫你"唔好咁嘈!", 還即時帶你出去車裏關上門讓你哭個夠, 媽媽出去抱你入屋, 你沒有再哭但心情欠佳 "唔同澄澄玩!  我唔食飯!   唔要... 唔要...."     以為你還沒平伏心情在鬧脾氣, 怎料我一抱起你, 又大哭, 媽媽才知定有點問題了.  把手錶脫下嘗試叫你拿著, 發覺你不能舉起手, 爸媽沒吃飯即去醫院,    哭著給醫生檢查, 哭著照x 光, 原來你右邊鎖骨骨折了!  給你吃了tylenol, 只要不碰你也還好, 躺下起來都要人扶. 但喜歡我拿著x 光片, 重覆又重覆要我解釋給你聽, 像聽故事一樣, 剛才發生自己身上的意外, 發生經過聽完一次又一次, 津津有味, 你真趣緻!  下次要知道, 你真的很痛才會哭, 你哭就是你十分痛.   不痛哭不了, 哭的痛到不得了!      

Honolulu Zoo

So what are you gonna do when you have to babysit a 3-year old on a Friday? Rather than staying home and watch Adrian making a mess indoors my wife and I prefer going out and have fun outdoors. There are plenty of places to go in Honolulu and I especially like the Honolulu Zoo. It's very well managed. I was very impressed by the fact that it doesn't stink at all. Although it's not the biggest zoo in the world, it's just the right size for an ordinary dad with an ordinary naughty boy. Get in at 9am and you should be able to finish touring in there by 12pm, just in time for lunch. For a parking lot in Waikiki the parking fee is reasonable. Show your Hawaii ID and you can have a discount. This is their web site.

Try Translating This Blog for Some Laughs

Hello my dear visitors who can only read English! I'm sure you'd be a little frustrated reading most of the posts here since they're written in Chinese. Hey, it's not my fault. It's my lovely wife who wrote them and her can type in Chinese faster than in English. ( I think she can do 40 words per minute, I can do 40 alphabets per minute) In any case, did you know that you can translate the Chinese posts into English if you use Google Chrome as the web browser? Give it a try. You'll be laughing your heads off when you see the results! I did. Now you know why you could never understand that "English" user's manual that came with your VCR. :-)

Adrian's Favorite YouTube Video

Adrian watched this video everyday. Very funny video I must say. Thanks to grandpa, Adrian now has his own fleet of private jets. (Toy airplanes, of course, duh!) Interestingly he's not into fighter jets or anything military. A peace lover. :-)

乖乖吃藥水Albuterol

上次(剛足三歲時)生病有咳嗽, 代診醫生聽到呼吸有像哮喘的聲音, 所以開了藥Albuterol, 第一次咳嗽都有藥水吃.  但醫生說服藥的副作用是 "too much energy", 因有興奮作用, 原本已energy too much 還要much more!  所以我們(我指爸+媽)挨過了難過的三天.  照顧生病加上處於興奮狀態的你, 隨時脾氣大發, 又不睡午覺...   服藥前我先再三告訴你是不好吃的, 結果每次都非常合作.

自編提子歌

問他今天想吃什麼, 他說想買提子, 然後....

"提子提子提提子, 提子提子提提子子....."

丫烏惡夢

前晚你發惡夢,  哭醒後去看看你, 你攬緊我不讓我走, 頭貼著我身體, 然後全晚要陪你睡, 攬著我緊的程度, 令我擔心你吸不到空氣, 想推開一點, 不過你很害怕繼續再抱緊點.  一直到清早起來, 你仍然好害怕, 不敢自己上廁所.  我問你夢的內容是什麼, 你說:

爸爸帶我去搵丫烏, 然之後爸爸去左果部機度酙水, 丫烏係個隆度 "嘟" 一聲走左出來, 個個都走哂去, 咁果度有個隆, 我呢埋入去, 搵張被摭住, 咁丫烏搵唔到我.  然之後姨媽來到, 佢話: 咦? 點解有隻丫烏係度既? 佢用個鎚仔一鎚打佢, 丫烏好痛, 走左去唔敢返來. 如果返來, 咁咪再打佢, 丫烏話: 唉吔, 你做咩打我呀!   姨媽話:  因為你唔乖, 所以我咪打你囉. 丫烏話: 我又唔係唔乖洗唔洗打我呀?  跟住丫烏好開心, 因為姨媽唔打佢囉.


奇怪為什麼當英雄的是姨媽呢?  為什麼丫烏能"嘟"一聲出來的?  自從約大半年前嫲嫲告訴你, 不聽話就有丫烏來捉你, 爺爺又不停告訴你, 鬼最喜歡捉哭的孩子, 無論我和爸爸怎樣解釋跟本沒有丫烏這回事, 你都無辦法不害怕.  本來可以自己睡覺的你, 有時候害怕到必定要睡在爸媽的床, 有時成功自己睡覺, 萬一半夜醒來, 就必定不能再自己入睡 (你說因為好驚丫烏)  雖然, 用丫烏來嚇你真的非常湊效, 你就會馬上變乖, 當你不聽話時媽媽罵十句都不及一句話 "丫烏會來捉你!"  難道沒有比這更好的方法來教孩子? 為了什麼要這樣傷害孩子的心靈?  

這個video 是他複述3-4次後才拍, 已經講到唔想講, 內容越講越好笑...  也許加鹽加醋內容失實了!